Please Adopt a Dog
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove
the sports section
Adopt a dog.
Adopt a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
Adopt a dog
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
Adopt a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can
sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Adopt a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and
whom you can
push off if he snores
Adopt a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty
or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy
of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually and forever..
Adopt a dog.
But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally
when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.
Then my friend, adopt a cat
!
